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By Neha Kamran
It seems that the same curse that Voldemort placed on the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher job at Hogwarts has been placed on the position of American Idol Judge (Harry Potter fans will automatically know what I mean). The judges are dropping out one after the other; the latest is Kara DioGuardi whose departure follows hard on the footsteps of both Simon Cowell and Ellen DeGeneres. Who could it be? Who is the perpetrator of this malevolent enchantment? Cough, Simon Cowell, cough. One must admit he’s surely evil enough, but sadly we’ll have to rule out this likely possibility seeing as he is leaving himself. Perhaps the magic lies in, er, more lucrative offers elsewhere. Ah, we can almost stand and breathe in the materialism that today’s world subsists upon.
